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A peaceful evening

After four weeks staying at other people’s home, entertaining, or going out, this evening Ky, Occi and I were able to have a very peaceful night in.

I must say that peaceful is relative, as in the past few hours we have had:

  • Occi trying to strangle herself multiple times with phone chords
  • An incorrect Wifi password
  • A strange urine smell emerge from one of the bathrooms
  • Groceries delivered to the wrong house
  • Accidentally freaked out my Sister in Law who thought the Mormons were knocking on her door
  • A massive turd from Occi
  • Remnants of said turd ending up on her high chair
  • Remnants of said turd ending up on my clothes
  • Remnants of said turd becoming chunklets before falling onto the carpet, daring an unlucky soul to grind them in*

Despite all that, it has been a delightfully peaceful evening after the last few weeks of chaos!

*: this has been avoided, to the best of my knowledge