We were recently the victim of a brazen, and as yet unsolved, crime. Don’t worry, we’re safe and secure, but we are one bin short.
That’s right, someone has stolen our rubbish bin. Not only did the thieves take the bin, they also pulled out all the rubbish within it, and dumped it at the scene of the crime.
I have no idea what kind of low-life does this, but I don’t think it has gone far.
I’ll be looking out. Any advice on cracking the case is greatly appreciated!
P.S: for those who were interested, the average human is 400 million times closer to the size of the observable universe than we are to the smallest thing in the universe.
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